Player Name: Colin Roth.

Height: 5'11".

Weight: 165 lbs.

Nick Name: Knickers.


Born at Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philadelphia, Roth grew up playing roller hockey in his own drive-way. At this time he was practicing moves on breakaways trying to imitate the early 90's snipers such as Pavel Bure, Mario Lemieux, and Ulf Samuelson. After completely ass raping the villanova skating center rec. league scoring 83 pts in 12 games against kids who couldn't skate and girls that thought they were signing up for field hockey, roth moved to the ice. Roth skated with fellow wasted talents Von Mondevergine and Phil Eastman on the West Chester Quakers until he was banned from USA hockey for a year for swinging his stick at an opposing player from the penalty box.

He moved up to Connecticut and went to a preppy boarding school where people have a different car for each day of the week. After mingling with the laid back rich folk, he got into skidmore college( I have no idea how) to play d3 hockey. However at skidmore he realized he was not even good at hockey. He currently skates with the ice lions and is a French major. Brutal.

Last Game:
- Bimmies249
Player Name: Kevin Cassidy.

Nickname: .

6 G,10 A, 16P
It was a cold, rainy Sunday night in October, the 18th to be exact. The world was in crisis, riddled with famine and poverty. Anarchy reigned supreme. Then without warning, a thunderclap was heard world wide and Kevin Cassidy's tender lungs filled with air for the first time. Women fell to their knees and wept, men rejoiced and children everywhere and held hands singing, "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

They knew that the prophecy of the Roller Hockey player with the widest base had been fulfilled. The training commenced for Kevin at a young age, honing his skills in the street in front of his house, feuding with the Tasjian crew (poor kids who cursed a lot and wore red). It was here that he learned the true strength of his game, the garbage goal. With his immaculate base, Kevin could plant himself in front of the net and not move for days. He then took his training to the mean streets of South Philadelphia at Granahan Park. Along with his judas, rather, his brother, he skated to several championships with the Wolfpac (not the nWo wolfpac). After Kevin ran shit in that league, he sporratically played through high school, losing sight of the reason he was put on this earth, to play for Wasted Talent. Kevin currently lives that dream, and plays on for the Talent. Don't be surprised to see him parking his wide base in front of your net, more than once.