Player Name: Colin Roth.

Height: 5'11".

Weight: 165 lbs.

Nick Name: Knickers.


Born at Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philadelphia, Roth grew up playing roller hockey in his own drive-way. At this time he was practicing moves on breakaways trying to imitate the early 90's snipers such as Pavel Bure, Mario Lemieux, and Ulf Samuelson. After completely ass raping the villanova skating center rec. league scoring 83 pts in 12 games against kids who couldn't skate and girls that thought they were signing up for field hockey, roth moved to the ice. Roth skated with fellow wasted talents Von Mondevergine and Phil Eastman on the West Chester Quakers until he was banned from USA hockey for a year for swinging his stick at an opposing player from the penalty box.

He moved up to Connecticut and went to a preppy boarding school where people have a different car for each day of the week. After mingling with the laid back rich folk, he got into skidmore college( I have no idea how) to play d3 hockey. However at skidmore he realized he was not even good at hockey. He currently skates with the ice lions and is a French major. Brutal.

Last Game:
- Bimmies249
Player Name: Tim Howland.

Nickname: .

0 G,1 A, 1P
Started playing goalie in street hockey at age 12 because he couldn’t skate. Moved up in the ranks of hockey all the way to Division II Club Ice Hockey, the premier league in US club hockey. He is an ACHA reject but NCAA DI personality.