Player Name: Dylan Huckestein.

Height: 5'10".

Weight: 210 lbs.

Nick Name: B500 No Cage #1, Chirpfest, Clapshow.


Dylan AKA D Huck came out of the womb with rollerblades on and a huge piece of lumber in his hand. Many people told his parents that he was born to clap from beyond 60 feet. Dylan began pursuing this dream at a young age in Indianapolis while playing roller hockey with his neighborhood friends. He still is a legend in the old neighborhood, as even the young kids today have heard the legend of the deep clapper. From 1998-2006 Dylan was retired from Roller Hockey, but when presented the opportunity last year he came back with a vengeance like Mario Lemieux did upon his return to the ice. Dylan currently lives in the boondocks of Maine and since there is nothing better to do, he rips claps at the Moose as they pass by, he even killed one once.


Last Game:
- Bimmies249
Player Name: Colin Roth.

Nickname: .

18 G,11 A, 29P
Born at Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philadelphia, Roth grew up playing roller hockey in his own drive-way. At this time he was practicing moves on breakaways trying to imitate the early 90's snipers such as Pavel Bure, Mario Lemieux, and Ulf Samuelson. After completely ass raping the villanova skating center rec. league scoring 83 pts in 12 games against kids who couldn't skate and girls that thought they were signing up for field hockey, roth moved to the ice. Roth skated with fellow wasted talents Von Mondevergine and Phil Eastman on the West Chester Quakers until he was banned from USA hockey for a year for swinging his stick at an opposing player from the penalty box.

He moved up to Connecticut and went to a preppy boarding school where people have a different car for each day of the week. After mingling with the laid back rich folk, he got into skidmore college( I have no idea how) to play d3 hockey. However at skidmore he realized he was not even good at hockey. He currently skates with the ice lions and is a French major. Brutal.