Player Name: Will Brunner.

Height: 6'00".

Weight: 175 lbs.

Nick Name: Stasch Demidoz.

Stasch was born in Dubrovka, a town outside of St. Petersburg, Russia. As young boy, Stasch was great fan of CSKA Moscow. CSKA Moscow beats New York Rangers, Pittsburg Penguins, and tie Montreal Canadians. It obvious to Stasch that players of Russia much better than players of USA. So Stasch will learn this game in city St. Petersburg. In city St. Petersburg Stasch find no money, no home. Stasch sell cocain, he also mix with baking soda. With money, he learns hockey to be the best. Stasch has never played with wheels, but will learn silly game variation. At Penn State Stasch sell baking soda mix and rolls on wheels. Wasted Talent has drafted Stasch and will play in Spring 2008. Beware of The Red Army.

Last Game:
- Bimmies249
Player Name: Colin Roth.

Nickname: .

18 G,11 A, 29P
Born at Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philadelphia, Roth grew up playing roller hockey in his own drive-way. At this time he was practicing moves on breakaways trying to imitate the early 90's snipers such as Pavel Bure, Mario Lemieux, and Ulf Samuelson. After completely ass raping the villanova skating center rec. league scoring 83 pts in 12 games against kids who couldn't skate and girls that thought they were signing up for field hockey, roth moved to the ice. Roth skated with fellow wasted talents Von Mondevergine and Phil Eastman on the West Chester Quakers until he was banned from USA hockey for a year for swinging his stick at an opposing player from the penalty box.

He moved up to Connecticut and went to a preppy boarding school where people have a different car for each day of the week. After mingling with the laid back rich folk, he got into skidmore college( I have no idea how) to play d3 hockey. However at skidmore he realized he was not even good at hockey. He currently skates with the ice lions and is a French major. Brutal.