Player Name: Will Brunner.

Height: 6'00".

Weight: 175 lbs.

Nick Name: Stasch Demidoz.

Stasch was born in Dubrovka, a town outside of St. Petersburg, Russia. As young boy, Stasch was great fan of CSKA Moscow. CSKA Moscow beats New York Rangers, Pittsburg Penguins, and tie Montreal Canadians. It obvious to Stasch that players of Russia much better than players of USA. So Stasch will learn this game in city St. Petersburg. In city St. Petersburg Stasch find no money, no home. Stasch sell cocain, he also mix with baking soda. With money, he learns hockey to be the best. Stasch has never played with wheels, but will learn silly game variation. At Penn State Stasch sell baking soda mix and rolls on wheels. Wasted Talent has drafted Stasch and will play in Spring 2008. Beware of The Red Army.

Last Game:
- Bimmies249
Player Name: Kevin Cassidy.

Nickname: .

6 G,10 A, 16P
It was a cold, rainy Sunday night in October, the 18th to be exact. The world was in crisis, riddled with famine and poverty. Anarchy reigned supreme. Then without warning, a thunderclap was heard world wide and Kevin Cassidy's tender lungs filled with air for the first time. Women fell to their knees and wept, men rejoiced and children everywhere and held hands singing, "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

They knew that the prophecy of the Roller Hockey player with the widest base had been fulfilled. The training commenced for Kevin at a young age, honing his skills in the street in front of his house, feuding with the Tasjian crew (poor kids who cursed a lot and wore red). It was here that he learned the true strength of his game, the garbage goal. With his immaculate base, Kevin could plant himself in front of the net and not move for days. He then took his training to the mean streets of South Philadelphia at Granahan Park. Along with his judas, rather, his brother, he skated to several championships with the Wolfpac (not the nWo wolfpac). After Kevin ran shit in that league, he sporratically played through high school, losing sight of the reason he was put on this earth, to play for Wasted Talent. Kevin currently lives that dream, and plays on for the Talent. Don't be surprised to see him parking his wide base in front of your net, more than once.