Player Name: John Bauman.

Height: 5'8".

Weight: 165 lbs.

Nick Name: Bayman.


John Bauman was born in the dangerous back alleys of the upper east side, in the heart of Manhattan. His childhood was rough as he was abandoned by his parents at the age of 6. John wandered the back streets of Manhattan for over a year, scraping for food and sleepin under bridges in central park. Till one day when he happened to be by Madison Square Garden during a rangers bruins game, where the legendary bruins goalie Gerry Cheevers also happen to be watchin the game. When Gerry was leaving the game, he saw sleepin in an alley and knew he had to help the kid out. Gerry took John in as his own, which would also be the beginning to John's stellar career as a roller hockey goalie. Gerry told and taught John everything he could to being the best goalie there is in the game. By the age of 18, John had made enough money off hustlin players in shootuts in the streets that he was able to go and get acceptted into Penn State University, where he was immediately picked up by Wasted Talent to play goalie in the YMCA league. As John was leaving for school, he told Gerry that he would wear his mask he wore in the NHL to pay homage to him for his gratefulness and to re-live his name for the game of hockey. John is currently in the second year of his contract with Wasted Talent, posting a 3-0 record with a 2.75 GAA and .923 save % this season. John is also currently being looked at by several AHL teams to come play for them, which he is currently considering as an option as he will be eligible for the draft next season.

Last Game:
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Player Name: Colin Roth.

Nickname: .

18 G,11 A, 29P
Born at Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philadelphia, Roth grew up playing roller hockey in his own drive-way. At this time he was practicing moves on breakaways trying to imitate the early 90's snipers such as Pavel Bure, Mario Lemieux, and Ulf Samuelson. After completely ass raping the villanova skating center rec. league scoring 83 pts in 12 games against kids who couldn't skate and girls that thought they were signing up for field hockey, roth moved to the ice. Roth skated with fellow wasted talents Von Mondevergine and Phil Eastman on the West Chester Quakers until he was banned from USA hockey for a year for swinging his stick at an opposing player from the penalty box.

He moved up to Connecticut and went to a preppy boarding school where people have a different car for each day of the week. After mingling with the laid back rich folk, he got into skidmore college( I have no idea how) to play d3 hockey. However at skidmore he realized he was not even good at hockey. He currently skates with the ice lions and is a French major. Brutal.